iamladyhope:

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

• me: who is that
• me: what are you talking about
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thatfunnyblog:

(Source: partyintheusanus)

expiry:

writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot

(Source: ghostess)

keithmorris:

i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes

nicoosuxx:

If you’re a straight male and follow me, god bless your tolerance.

(Source: meesterjosh)

thatssomaeven:

one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes

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